/u/WingedDorkInAToga's posts
[WP] You swaddle the little fluffball in blankets, trying to gently rock it to sleep. It was hard to remember at times that the little guys grew into anything dangerous at all.
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[WP] "Attention all Cast Members: the Walt Disney World Resort is now being effected by an interdimensional disturbance. Please ensure that no guests are harmed or inconvenienced, mistake any entities for park attractions, or become concerned about any possible danger. Have a magical day."
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[TT] 65 million years ago, a giant asteroid narrowly missed the planet. Today in a first grade classroom in Ohio, a bird person attempts to explain to their students about the era when mammals ruled the earth.
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[WP] The hero jokingly asks the monstrosity they are fighting if they were willing to cut out this whole villain shtick and turn over a new leaf. They weren't expecting the thing to actually take them up on it, but hey, not complaining.
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[WP] You are sent to the hospital for a standard and typically low risk surgery and put under anesthetics. When you wake up, you're in a room that looks nothing like a hospital and you're being watched from a distance by individuals in suits. . .
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[WP] A lone scientist has long tried to warn the world of impending doom, but was always brushed off as a conspiracy theorist. Ignored and with the end nigh, he dedicates the rest of his life to ensuring the safety of the one thing he loved most: his cat.
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[WP] Death has managed to outwit countless attempts from the deceased at weaseling their way back to life. But now it faces it's ultimate challenge: One of those blasted genies that try to make your wishes turn out the worst way possible.
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[WP] A dragon is a very strange thing, bones in places they shouldn't fit and powers they shouldn't have. But the really powerful dragons. . .those make your average fire-breather seem as normal as you or I.
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[WP] The weird incidents since you bought your new home had been escalating enough that the latest had startled you into fumbling a hot meal onto the floor yesterday. You start to wonder if the place is haunted over dinner, only to realize that your house is now trying to blow on your food for you.
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