/u/WinsomeJesse's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] A carpenter knocks on your door and asks to take your measurements. When asked, they reveal that someone has commissioned them to make a coffin for you.
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[WP] Following a massive system update, all iPhones begin receiving a daily notification at 12:00am GMT. Every notification contains a different 9 digit number. You've never thought much about it until one day when you realize the notification that day is your Social Security number.
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[WP] After blowing a big presentation at work, you sign up for Twitter, hoping to distract yourself. Instead, you're immediately flooded with angry tweets saying "You ruined my fantasy team!" and "I never should have drafted you!!"
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[WP] Gambling is the biggest business in the galaxy. You've been tasked with investigating suspicious betting patterns surrounding an otherwise insignificant little inhabited planet on the Orion-Cygnus Arm of the Milky Way.
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[WP] After many long centuries, the last of the elvish race is finally setting sail for the Undying Lands. But first, they've hired you to help sell their enchanted ancestral home.
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[WP] Fast food restaurants are sentient beings, free to interbreed and create unique, new chains. Your old, local McDonald's, however, has some slightly alarming ideas about "brand purity." You just want an Egg McMuffin.
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[RF] We all have that one friend who never grew up, never moved on, and never let go of the past. Except when we don't...because we're that friend.
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[WP] Google News updates their aggregation algorithm to better promote "stories of vital importance to the betterment and preservation of all humankind." Now the only stories displayed to all users are about your local middle school girls field hockey team. It is not a glitch.
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[WP] You operate a super computer that tells children what their careers will be when they grow up. Everyone in today's group came back with a reading of "N/A".
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