/u/WinsomeJesse's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Every witch and wizard receives their familiar on the first day of wizarding school. There are cats, bats, owls, toads, and more. Your familiar is Larry - a dropout wizard from the grade ahead of yours.
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[WP] "What did we ever do to deserve dogs?" "Ah, that's actually quite an interesting story," said the strange, old man at the end of the bar. "You see, it all began in a dimension very similar to this one..."
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[WP] At 13, we are gifted a pet, chosen to counterbalance our personality (a social dog for the shy, a prideful cat for the self-deprecating, etc.). You are gifted seven different pets. It's the first time you are made aware of your multiple personality disorder.
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[WP] Privacy is a relic of an unenlightened time. All is open. All is known. So when a new house is built with wood walls instead of the usual clear glass, the nearby residents immediately become suspicious.
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[WP] "Do not panic," read the recall notice, "but due to a factory error, we suspect you may have recently purchased a box of unsafety pins. We ask that you maintain a distance of at least 50 meters from the product. A trained and properly armored customer service rep will arrive shortly."
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[WP] In a society where stories are a form of currency, an imaginative child tries to bring their family out of poverty.
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[WP] You're a bounty hunter on the frontier, tracking down a man accused of bankrupting several small towns. You assume the man is a robber, but as you interview the victims you find that everyone gave their money willingly. They will not, however, explain why.
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[WP] Every day you do something for the very last time. You're usually pretty good at managing this curse, but today all you've done is eat, sleep, and watch TV and now it's 11:55pm.
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[WP] Before he died, you eccentric, inventor uncle built a robot and programmed it to be your "friend". Unbeknownst to you, your uncle was also a supervillain, and his idea of "friendship" isn't really compatible with your non-villainous lifestyle.
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