/u/WinsomeJesse's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Ancient Egyptian culture flourished. 21st Century pharaohs are buried with their greatest treasures in platinum pyramids. You're the current pharaoh's personal assistant, and you've only just now noticed that he likes to use the word "we" when discussing his plans for the afterlife with you.
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[WP] You were both very drunk. Which is why you ordered the Uber. And how you ended up in an enormous spaceship instead of a Honda Civic. And why you didn't ask any questions when Space Noah told you about the intergalactic flood. But now you're sober and very, very far from your apartment.
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[WP] Thanks to a population spike, demand for new souls exceeds production capacity. You must travel to Earth to insert new souls into soulless human beings. The trouble is that sometimes dark things hide in the space where someone's soul should go.
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[WP] You attend a high school for necromancers and as the semester wears on, you're beginning to think you may be the only person in the whole school who's actually still alive.
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[WP] You step on a spider and hear a familiar melody: the Final Fantasy victory song. It feels good...
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[WP] Every time you wrong someone, their face appears as a tattoo on your body, only fading away after you've made amends. Today's been just a normal day, but suddenly your body is covered in thousands of tiny faces and you have no idea what you did.
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[WP] You die after a rich, fulfilling life as a wild chicken, only to wake up on stage at a Las Vegas night club. "You've been a great sport," says the hypnotist. "You can go back to your seat."
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[WP] You're a zoologist. When the alien bombardment begins, you decide to stay behind and spend your last moments with the animals. Your zoo, however, is miraculously unharmed. It's not a coincidence.
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[WP] In a future where records can be manipulated and no one believes anything unless they've seen it with their own eyes, you're making a killing as a time traveler who specializes in settling bar bets.
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