/u/WinsomeJesse's posts
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[WP] You share a unique relationship with one of your parallel selves: when they receive a tattoo it also appears on you, and vice versa. You happen to have very different tastes, and so begins a passive aggressive cross-reality war fought entirely in tattoos and cover-ups.
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[WP] The key to unlimited cross-breeding is discovered. Nations begin a feverish, genetic arms race, using every species at their disposal - not for conquest, but simply to defend themselves from inevitable horrors that Australia is about to unleash.
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[WP] You Google your own name and in the results you find a strange Kickstarter campaign called "Ruin [your name]'s Life". You think maybe it's a prank, but the funding goal is $500,000 and it's already 90 percent funded.
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[WP] Responding to a scratching at the door, you find a wonderfully fluffy puppy with a note attached to its collar. The note reads: WEEP AND TREMBLE, FOR I AM THE EMISSARY OF DOOM AND DESPAIR, COME TO BEGIN THE FINAL CLEANSING OF MANKIND. The puppy really is quite fluffy, though.
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[WP] You return home from a long, foreign war, only to find that many of the people you knew in your small town are now gone. However, every night a man puts on a puppet show in the town square and you recognize the puppets - they look just like your missing friends and neighbors.
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