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Upon my request the heavenly scribe told me: "Your husband is here because he died as a Christian, your daughter is not for she lost her faith because of what your husband did to her."

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I was thirsty and tired after my daily 2 hour walk under the unforgiving african sun.

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Polydactyly is supposed to be a very rare condition.

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Almost every major world religion claims, that your soul will be damned if you don't belong to that particular religion so how would anyone know the correct one?

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"I have been a Catholic all my life and followed all the rules to the letter why won't you let me to the gates?"

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New research has shown, that cordiceps fungus doesn't infect the hosts brain at all.

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First they banned the flags, then they started pumping chemicals in the air to prevent even natural rainbows from appearing.

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"Was it fair to punish Adam and Eve if they hadn't a concept of evil before or to punish the israelites if the commandments where delivered to them afterwards" as a professional apologist those where the questions I could never answer.

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I was off my seizure medication because I wanted to breastfeed my baby.

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The excitement of seeing a confirned alien spacecraft heading for our solar system turned to confusion as it ignored all our attempts of communication and landed on Mercury.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Upon my request the heavenly scribe told me: "Your husband is here because he died as a Christian, your daughter is not for she lost her faith because of what your husband did to her."	11067
I was thirsty and tired after my daily 2 hour walk under the unforgiving african sun.	6178
Polydactyly is supposed to be a very rare condition.	4195
Almost every major world religion claims, that your soul will be damned if you don't belong to that particular religion so how would anyone know the correct one?	4000
"I have been a Catholic all my life and followed all the rules to the letter why won't you let me to the gates?"	2653
New research has shown, that cordiceps fungus doesn't infect the hosts brain at all.	2473
First they banned the flags, then they started pumping chemicals in the air to prevent even natural rainbows from appearing.	1244
"Was it fair to punish Adam and Eve if they hadn't a concept of evil before or to punish the israelites if the commandments where delivered to them afterwards" as a professional apologist those where the questions I could never answer.	867
I was off my seizure medication because I wanted to breastfeed my baby.	650
The excitement of seeing a confirned alien spacecraft heading for our solar system turned to confusion as it ignored all our attempts of communication and landed on Mercury.	340