WritingPrompts

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[WP] You wield two sentient weapons; Unfortunately, they don't get along, and almost constantly bicker - Even in combat.	89
[WP] The gods frequently visit you, a mortal.They try everything; Some bribe you, offering wealth, power. Others threaten you, but none dare harm you. Your bloodline has been prophesied to be of great importance, and the gods wish to ensure their part in the creation and influence of the next Heir.	89
[WP] You run a pop-up shop inside the maw of a slumbering beast, harvesting, processing, and selling unfathomably rare resources (Dragon Spit, Ogre Teeth, etc) The gig is great, so long as everyone keeps their voices down. You can usually get by several months without incident! Usually.	89
[WP] "Yer money or yer road!" "...Wait, what?" "This is a highway robbery!"	86
[WP] Living in a cabin in the woods is nice. What ISN'T nice is all the B-Rated horror villains, cryptids, and incompetent teenagers wandering around your home!	82
[WP] "There is no argument- I am not 'just a car'. I am an artificial intelligence designed to keep you safe. My database suggests your date's 'restaurant' has several failed health inspections within the year. Driving you to such a hazardous location goes against my programming. Trust me; Cancel."	80
[WP] Your magician friend swaps the fortune-teller's tarot deck with their own deck of joke cards, hoping to get a laugh. The fortune-teller seems unphased, and continues the reading.	79
[WP] "Do I think you're a what? A burden? No! Never!" You exhale, relieved. They didn't even hear what you really said; "Do you think I'm a bird". They suspect nothing.	79
[WP] The sleep paralysis demon stops tormenting their victim, and looks behind them, hearing something in the other room. "I thought you lived alone." They hiss.	73
[WP] "I...I finally did it, master! I've slain a Wyrm, and brought back its heart!" "...Only one? Worms normally have FIVE hearts!"	73

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