/u/Wise_Mulberry3568's posts
[WP] "Salvation? Pffft. More like SALIVATION! Come on down to Big J's, and sink your teeth into some of our juiciest steaks and signature ribs! We aren't turning ANYONE away from satisfaction in this world or the next, GUARANTEED!"
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[WP] You really, REALLY hate bugs. So far, your efforts have been largely in vain. From the natural solutions to straight poison, you have tried almost everything to get rid of them. Almost.
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[WP] "Hello, and welcome to Hotel Tekron; The future is now! I can see you've made a reservation! The honeymoon suite is ready for you, esteemed guest! ...Pardon? An error in your booking? N-Nonsense! Your room has been upgraded at no further cost! P-Please proceed to the elevator."
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[WP] During an emergency at a restaurant, the colorful mascot of the franchise comes to your rescue.
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[WP] Not every day you get to wish on a shooting star. You close your eyes, whispering your secret desire. When you look once more, the star seems to be... Larger. Brighter. Is it coming towards you? No, no way. It's not gonna HIT you, right?... Right?... Uh oh.
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[WP] It's Black Friday. In a world of living computers and androids, it might as well be your yearly Doomsday. Everything is about to be replaced with the newer, faster, more productive models. All the 'old' ones get shut off and scrapped for parts.
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[WP] As an unlucky soul forced to go through an arranged marriage, you were expecting the worst. Turns out that they aren't too bad, and you could theoretically see yourself living with them happily. But they have no understanding of your species' biology. Diet? Habitable conditions? Not a clue.
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[WP] Smashing mirrors, walking under ladders, and adopting black cats, you are on a quest to become the most unlucky person to ever live.
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[WP] As a musician, you take great pride in your instrument and your skills at playing it. The other races mock the idea- 'You only have two arms,' they laugh. 'How are you supposed to play good music on a tiny thing like that', they sneer, hauling out devices triple your size just to challenge you.
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