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[Announcement] Community Guidelines (reposted)

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I looked at my attacker and recited in my head "Hazel eyes, thick hands, tall figure" while trying to protect myself.

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Heaven and Hell are two more separate universes outside of ours.

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This prank is going to go real good, I thought.

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I was pushed off a 70 storey skyscraper.

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Well, I've blown my cover.

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There was a great fortune teller who had managed to tell people's future with 100% accuracy and I went to visit him.

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The next thing I knew after the bullet went through my chest was seeing St. Peter at the gate.

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Somewhat annoying humming was filling the air in this two-man bedroom, so I asked my roommate to stop it.

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Contest: August

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[Announcement] Community Guidelines (reposted)	11
I looked at my attacker and recited in my head "Hazel eyes, thick hands, tall figure" while trying to protect myself.	10
Heaven and Hell are two more separate universes outside of ours.	10
This prank is going to go real good, I thought.	10
I was pushed off a 70 storey skyscraper.	10
Well, I've blown my cover.	10
There was a great fortune teller who had managed to tell people's future with 100% accuracy and I went to visit him.	10
The next thing I knew after the bullet went through my chest was seeing St. Peter at the gate.	10
Somewhat annoying humming was filling the air in this two-man bedroom, so I asked my roommate to stop it.	10
Contest: August	10