/u/WoodenPiano's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When I said my arms hurt like hell, my parents just told me to think about those who don't have any arms.

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People kept pointing it out, and yes, I did photoshop arms onto my Tinder profile.

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"I wish to have the ability to fly!"

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I did it - today marks the 100th year of my life.

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I cried profusely as I held my baby in my arms.

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I sold off my house, car and dog for my life-saving treatment.

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While I cried into my pillow, I decided for the thousandth time that enough was enough.

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Since technology has advanced, I was one of the first to be sent to another star.

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I was shocked to see my classmate lying in a pool of blood just beside the school's ground corridor when I arrived.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I said my arms hurt like hell, my parents just told me to think about those who don't have any arms.	1709
People kept pointing it out, and yes, I did photoshop arms onto my Tinder profile.	687
"I wish to have the ability to fly!"	47
I did it - today marks the 100th year of my life.	41
I cried profusely as I held my baby in my arms.	32
I sold off my house, car and dog for my life-saving treatment.	20
While I cried into my pillow, I decided for the thousandth time that enough was enough.	14
Since technology has advanced, I was one of the first to be sent to another star.	12
I was shocked to see my classmate lying in a pool of blood just beside the school's ground corridor when I arrived.	8