/u/Wordartist1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have been terribly lonely for the past three Christmases since the last of my family died off, but this year I’m going to change that.

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“The ice cream man!” shouted my excited children as the large white truck turned onto our street playing its upbeat jingle.

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I was about to read my new roommate the riot act for not having his half of the rent on time.

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As we cleaned out the house our father left us, we predictably found lots of weird stuff that made us smile at his unique nature.

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We have lost yet another member of our party as we try to wait out the winter in this remote and forbidding mountain pass.

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I hate being stuck at the back of long buffet lines, so I was feeling impatient as I waited at the end of the queue at this damn wedding my girlfriend made me attend.

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The cops refuse to tell me why the hell I’m being detained and don’t believe I don’t remember.

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My twin sister and I held onto each, terrified as we were taken from our parents at the gates of the camp.

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I used to get offended when my parents called the religious community that saved me from addiction a cult.

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For years I’ve been trying to become an influencer to no avail, but I think I’ve finally found my niche.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have been terribly lonely for the past three Christmases since the last of my family died off, but this year I’m going to change that.	64
“The ice cream man!” shouted my excited children as the large white truck turned onto our street playing its upbeat jingle.	53
I was about to read my new roommate the riot act for not having his half of the rent on time.	49
As we cleaned out the house our father left us, we predictably found lots of weird stuff that made us smile at his unique nature.	49
We have lost yet another member of our party as we try to wait out the winter in this remote and forbidding mountain pass.	43
I hate being stuck at the back of long buffet lines, so I was feeling impatient as I waited at the end of the queue at this damn wedding my girlfriend made me attend.	36
The cops refuse to tell me why the hell I’m being detained and don’t believe I don’t remember.	33
My twin sister and I held onto each, terrified as we were taken from our parents at the gates of the camp.	32
I used to get offended when my parents called the religious community that saved me from addiction a cult.	32
For years I’ve been trying to become an influencer to no avail, but I think I’ve finally found my niche.	31