/u/Wordartist1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My overprotective mother bought me one of those bulletproof backpacks for back-to-school this year.

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I realize old houses settle, so the creaks and groans emanating from throughout the darkened house don’t really disturb me.

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My former associate admitted he turned informer on me, but begged me to spare his life because he had a family to support.

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I remember reading once that crows go for the eyes of carrion first.

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I didn’t seriously worry about threats from this guy I argued with online, even when he claimed he was going to show up at my house.

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Although she was hesitant at first, the crying young woman walking alone on the dark road finally broke down and accepted a ride after I flashed my badge and told her I was a cop.

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I don't appreciate the neighborhood children who make up stories about how I must be a witch and probably buried my husband in the backyard.

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Groggy and feeling hungover, I grope my way through the room, a shrill beeping pounding through my aching skull and exhaustion wracking my body.

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I have finally created the perfect AI partner and made their code compatible with biological upload.

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“Love you and see you soon,” my grandmother told me as my shaky hand gripped the receiver of the phone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My overprotective mother bought me one of those bulletproof backpacks for back-to-school this year.	30
I realize old houses settle, so the creaks and groans emanating from throughout the darkened house don’t really disturb me.	26
My former associate admitted he turned informer on me, but begged me to spare his life because he had a family to support.	25
I remember reading once that crows go for the eyes of carrion first.	25
I didn’t seriously worry about threats from this guy I argued with online, even when he claimed he was going to show up at my house.	24
Although she was hesitant at first, the crying young woman walking alone on the dark road finally broke down and accepted a ride after I flashed my badge and told her I was a cop.	23
I don't appreciate the neighborhood children who make up stories about how I must be a witch and probably buried my husband in the backyard.	22
Groggy and feeling hungover, I grope my way through the room, a shrill beeping pounding through my aching skull and exhaustion wracking my body.	21
I have finally created the perfect AI partner and made their code compatible with biological upload.	11
“Love you and see you soon,” my grandmother told me as my shaky hand gripped the receiver of the phone.	11