/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The vampire smirked conceitedly. “Must I remind the court that the dead cannot be legally convicted of a crime? There is no law that I know of that states otherwise”
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[WP] You are the world's best magician, renowned for even making memories disappear. You have been summoned to a fantasy world. The king is convinced that you are an incredible mage, despite your efforts to explain that it's all illusions. As it turns out, "fake it till you make it" works.
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[WP] Perfect grades, perfect face and personality, perfect athletics, etc, you're a prodigy in every way. Today, someone knocked on your door. When you answered, they showed you a badge. "Hello, I'm the admin of this server. I've come to investigate a hacking claim." You turned it off. "Please do."
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[WP] The bandits are sick of being fended off by newbie adventurers so they quit their jobs and find stable sources of income. Meanwhile, the adventurers guild is steadily going bankrupt because the first quest is gone so they're begging the former bandits to go back to their old jobs.
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[WP] Your superpower is making the best pudding ever. Even though you are capable of controling the world with your addicting pudding, ou just want to live a quiet life. But some people want to steal your pudding and use it for evil.
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[WP] Magic is invoked by songs and poems. The better somebody is at playing an instrument or singing, the better off they are at magic. Because of this, rap battles are an actual form of battle and rappers are enlisted into the military.
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[WP] You don't have an angel and a devil on your shoulders. Instead, you have two conflicting marketing teams in your head directing your decisions.
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[WP] Your flight went smoothly across the Bermuda Triangle. However, the Miami you arrived at was not the one you knew. Somehow, in the time of 90 minutes, 500 years had passed. More airplanes and ships start arriving at airports and harbors across Florida, Bermuda, and Puerto Rico.
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[WP] You can talk to and hear the voices of all living things. Cats, dogs, even plants. But your favorite ones to talk to reside deep in the nearby woods, at a popular camping spot. They are the surrounding trees. You like hearing the stories campers told around the campfire. This is one of them.
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