/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts
[WP] A long time ago, sentient robots conquered the world. They were instructed specifically to do what is ideal for humanity. Because of that, the humans are living in a utopia.
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[WP] They say this if you tell someone to calm down, it will have the exact opposite effect. You should've known it was a bad idea to tell your friend to calm down. Now he's on an imperialist rampage.
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[WP] The year is 1493. A helicopter containing a diplomat landed next to Granada, where the terms of the Spanish Empire’s surrender would be discussed. It ended in the complete annexation of the empire. The rest of Europe knew this was only the beginning.
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[WP] “We have an arrest warrant for you on the basis of sticking gum in Stacy’s hair and scribbling on Jimmy’s drawing.”
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[WP] The other wizards stared at you and your invention with confusion. They had never heard of a “sword” before.
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[WP] You have a female childhood friend, a male best friend, and a crush who your best friend encourages you to pursue. You soon realize that this is like the start of a romance novel. And so, you treat it like one, but reality isn’t fiction and you learned that the hard way.
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[WP] Life has practically become a video game. Stats, player builds, guilds, the whole nine yards. Most people are peaceful in how they play and grind, however some people go for a more traditional method of grinding. You are in one of the most notorious PvP guilds in the world.
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[WP] Your incredible cooking has been renouned across the world. Not the Earth, the entire world. Even eldritch monsters come to your restaurant to enjoy a hamburger and fries.
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[WP] If somebody vows or promises to do something, they will be forced to uphold that promise to the best of their ability, whether they change their mind or not. You absentmindedly made a reckless promise one day. This is how you found out, for some reason, you're able to betray your promises.
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