/u/Wozafong_the_Great's posts
[WP] You thought of a funny joke. A loud laugh boomed from the sky, along with the words, "good one, I haven't laughed like that in centuries. Here, take this." A large amount of gold appeared in front of you.
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[WP] You, with the power of love, must defeat evil alongside the bird tamer, with the power of dove, the boxer, with the power of glove, and the high school bully, with the power of shove.
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[WP] You serve the royal family as a maid and have been told the one place to never clean is the princess's closet. You were never told why. One day, you mistook her closet for the prince's and found several people tied up. The princess has been kidnapping every kidnapper who tried to kidnap her.
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[WP] The setting is a small town where nothing ever changes. People never move, the sun is always in the same place in the sky, and balls once kicked into the air by children never fall. Nothing ever changes in this small town.
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[WP] "Sir, may I bring to your attention that there are no laws stopping extraterrestrial creatures from working at food trucks?"
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[WP] When one turns an adult at the age of thirteen, they are given their status and skills. You were given a fairly normal status and had above average magic, but only had one skill. Not even the sage knows what it does and so the skill is deemed worthless. The skill is named "Load Save File".
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[WP] You thought you wasted your turn when you misclicked and used "tame" on a floor boss. After all, floor bosses have a 0% tame rate. To your surprise, however, the tame worked and you now have a pet boss monster.
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[WP] McDonald's is a popular fast food chain. So popular, in fact, that one of the elder gods just walked into your McDonald's and ordered a McChicken.
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[WP] Whenever a human dies, they turn into a ghost and roam the world for eternity. Now that the population of ghosts has reached over 100 billion, they are looking for ways to fix the situation.
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[WP] Laplace's Demon states that since the beginning of the universe, it was determined that the universe would follow one set path. We are all living in some sort of play and none of us know our lines, yet we say them nonetheless. You are the first person ever to learn their lines.
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