/u/WriterTheRichie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

For his first trick, the magician sawed me in half

102 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My son asked me to play catch with him today

34 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

A man sold me a cat and didn't tell me it was dead, so I had to take the body outside in a trashbag on garbage day

25 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Blood is thicker than water

21 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I decided to bring a magazine to book club today

12 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

In the future, there will be 12,000,000 TV channels.

9 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I kept getting random Skype calls from different accounts threatening me when I answered, I figured the best choice would be to stop answering them

6 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When I didn't go to school because of a doctor's appointment today, I was very upset to read the news online today that said there was a shooting there this morning.

4 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For his first trick, the magician sawed me in half	102
My son asked me to play catch with him today	34
A man sold me a cat and didn't tell me it was dead, so I had to take the body outside in a trashbag on garbage day	25
Blood is thicker than water	21
I decided to bring a magazine to book club today	12
In the future, there will be 12,000,000 TV channels.	9
When I kept getting random Skype calls from different accounts threatening me when I answered, I figured the best choice would be to stop answering them	6
When I didn't go to school because of a doctor's appointment today, I was very upset to read the news online today that said there was a shooting there this morning.	4