/u/WrongEinstein's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "BOB WINOSKY, ACCOUNTANT!", the gollum bellowed, bumbling toward the appraoching army. "I'm a CPA! I don't know what's happening!" It stumbled, falling onto several attacking soldiers. "Oh my God! I'm so sorry!"
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[WP] You've stopped them all... The Sumerian acolyte pressing wooden letters into clay. The Tibetan monk rolling prayer wheels onto cloth with berry ink. You've ended them and their work. Your immortality depends on it. And now, you're on your way to find a man named Gutenberg...
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[WP] The decade long global military pandemic lock down is over. At a soccer game a series of bad calls leads to the home team fans absolutely exploding out of the stadium. At this moment the invading aliens lock open their teleportation portals, in the face of a soccer riot ten years in the making.
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[WP]"Save the science fiction and give me the short version." "Mr. President...according to all onboard, the Copernicus, the 28th space shuttle , left LaGuardia Spaceport August 3rd, 2008, docked at the EuropaSpace station, and after reentry lost contact and landed at present day LaGuardia Airport."
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[EU] Army of the Dead...very few made it out, very many are still there...tell us your Vegas story...
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"I SAVED THE WORLD! I've wrought miracles with these hands!" "Yeah, so we're really wondering what you did to get kicked down to the superhero shrub league with us. Honestly... we're a cut above cosplayers interfering with a mugging."
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[WP] You recall being the US president on that fateful day, Nov. 31, 1977. You're awoken with the news, Red Hat Down. "NO! What!? Details!" "The Soviets, sir. Over West Berlin. We believe they thought he was the U2 spy plane." Satellite images confirmed it, Santa had been shot down.
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"FARADAY!" You take cover as the grenade blows a large sphere of electrified brass filigree, meant to cage the spectre. It had dodged the explosion, but you dissipate it with two rounds of magnetic buckshot. "It knew what the grenade was! God help us, They're learning!"
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"Yes, this parchment is 1600 years old. Yes, the ink is 1600 years old. The handwriting is identical to a specific monk from that period. But there's no migration of the ink pigment seen in old parchments. Some of the ink solvents are still present. This letter was written about three days ago."
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