/u/WrongEinstein's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "DOC!" The deputy yelled, "The crash, up on the mountain! They're asking for you!" "The plane crash? You don't understand, I'm not a medical doctor, I retired from NASA." "No doc, you don't understand! That ain't an airplane, they ain't human, and they're asking for you!"
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[WP] The invaders came to the West Virginia, to be met only by an old woman. "...these here hills are older than bones. We've mined here for centuries, and we've dug deep." "Are you threatening us?" "Nah sir, giving fair warning."
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[WP] You're the chosen one, lead past the horse paddocks to a gated tunnel. "I'm choosing a horse from the stables?" "No," the groomsman responds, "you're choosing from from the unstables." The animals cast flickering light, both fire and electric, one looks ready to explode.
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[WP] The prisoners grew nervous as the sheriff and deputies crowded into the cell. The sheriff sighed heavily and said, "Well, we caught you three robbing the graveyard in the middle of the night." He paused, a forlorn look on his face, "So we think you know more about what's going on than we do."
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[WP] The thing about taking down an evil secret society is you can't go back to normal. You try, good job, nice wife, nice life. Then one day you see a politician's sigil ring matches the keystone in an ancient temple. And you just can't let it go...
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[WP] After decades of classified work the Pentagon's AI has identified 11 'Non-survivable Events' for the human species. Number two on the list is your friendly elderly neighbors.
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[WP] The orcs that had accidentally portaled into your basement months ago are now passable and productive, minimum wage earning, unhappy, extremely bored, citizens. They show you an article about high paid UFC fighters, and ask "What means 'pay-per-view millionaire'?".
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[WP] "MOO...AH...AH...AH!". "No, it's 'Muah, ha,ha,ha'. Like blowing a kiss." "Blowing a kiss and laughing? That doesn't sound very villainous." You sigh loudly. This is going to be a lot harder than you thought.
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[WP] The Galactic Council glares at your force field cage. You are to bargain for Humanity's survival, due to our barbaric behavior. Half pleading and half braggadocio, your speech bores them until they all recoil in shock. You've just stepped through your cage's full power force fields, unharmed.
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[WP]"Yes, this parchment is 1600 years old. Yes, the ink is 1600 years old. The handwriting is identical to a specific monk from that period. But there's no migration of the ink pigment seen in old parchments. Some of the ink solvents are still present. This letter was written about three days ago."
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