/u/WrongEinstein's posts
[WP] The Imperial Battle Fleet Flagship was alone. The rebel ship captians stood stunned, as the bedraggled man on the com screens kept repeating his message, "...ship has been commandeered by the free persons escaped from Imperial work camp #8016. We request your help in operating this vessel."
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[WP] The alien work crew turned at the grating "HAW HAW HAW" to see the human overseers harassed by smaller, local primates. They thought of the war and constant, seemingly nonsense threats. But the defeated aliens could now see, the primitive humans had indeed, "come at them like spider monkeys".
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[WP] The desert guides grew nervous at the ruckus from the tomb below. The Egyptian god Anubis was thrown out of the entrance, and lay motionless. Horus was thrown next, screeching in pain. The frail old woman now seemed terrifying, "Curse my grandson!? I'll show you how we handle things in Salem!"
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[WP] Rabies on 'Roids the press dubbed it, back when there was press. The infection came at us through our pets, spreading to most high order mammals. The zombie apocalypse began in a zoo.
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[WP] Smoke rose from the distant western town. Its church bell rang crazily, like they were callin' folks to glory, and the train was leaving. With tears in his eyes he stepped to the farmhouse door, met by a morose wife holding the pistols he thought hidden, and sworn years ago were melted down.
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[WP] We don't know how long the animals have been smart. The final settlement was we stay in our barricaded areas and we're safe. But it's time for another insulin run to the Mayo compound.
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[WP] "Un...bezzling?" "Yeah. Edna's been cooking the books alright. But..." " She's been putting dang near her whole paycheck back into the school! For nearly ten years!" "Wow. That explains the half starved look and penny pinching." "She's the only reason this town still has a school."
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[WP] The half-Z's, the infected that survived the zombie apocalypse, struggle with various neurological and other biological issues. We're struggling to rebuild society after the threat has cleared. Your family has three survivors. Tell us your story.
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[WP] "WAIT! WAIT! Yes, that's the real Mona Lisa...aaaand..yes, I may have stolen it. But it was an accident...before you do anything, just hear me out."
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[EU] Terminators win the last skirmish, humans are defeated, here in the mountain bunker. With your last breath, you throw the switch, activating humanity's final hope. The old computers come to life, a robotic voice is heard, "Would you like to play a game?" WHOPPER is online.
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