/u/WrongEinstein's posts
He blinked. "From the top." I said. His expression intensified. "Humans blink from the top eyelid. Not from the bottom, like you." He reached to his side. I reached too... Time to finally find out who's faster.
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The aged police captain sat tiredly staring at the photographs, taken from the escaped killer's apartment. He knew three of them. He'd known them for a very long time. But how, how was someone targeting ancient Greek gods, now living in the modern world? And who the hell was the fourth picture?
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"FARADAY!" You take cover as the grenade blows a large sphere of electrified brass filigree, meant to cage the spectre. It had dodged the explosion, but you dissipate it with two rounds of magnetic buckshot. "It knew what the grenade was! God help us, They're learning!"
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[WP] A chimpanzee is shown video of Koko the gorilla using sign language. He excitedly begins making random hand signs and vocalizing. And accidently conjures the Monkey King, before he was the Monkey King.
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[WP] Your thrift store buy of tied parchment yeilds an exquisite amber dragonfly brooch. Its beautiful detail contrasts with the rough back, as if it were cut from a larger... Dear God, it's part of the Amber Room!
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"Captian, there's something knocking in the reactor chamber." "What do you think it is?" "Using Morse code, it says its name is Robert."
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[WP] It was just another day on duty until the reporter sucker punched the President. Now she, you, and another Secret Service agent are barricaded in a West wing office. "The Preside...that thing, how did you know?" "The damn thing had the ears on backwards."
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"The sheild will stop even the most powerful demon magic. It was found in a meteor crater, created by the impact. It can't be recreated, and it's been missing for centuries." "I'm a specialist in high energy metallurgy. That's using explosives to create metal alloys that otherwise couldn't exist."
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Forcibly taken off the street after leaving work, hours into the interrogation you realize...you aren't the one they're talking to.
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[WP] Remembering...that early Sunday morning's second beer, looking up to the weird 'tok tok' of the alien weapons, burning fighter jets falling. We have one more shot with the time machine, strapped in, "1...0", I scream, I always do. Looking around, YES! I'm one of the alien commanders this time!
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