/u/Xenton's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] It can be lonely living in a cave where everyone I lay eyes on turns to stone, but at least I have my closest friends; the talkative tangle of snakes who live on my head.
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[WP] After watching recordings of very early cartoons, you find an unusually detailed clip of an anthropomorphic weasel who gives detailed instructions to create an enchanted pencil that can enact cartoon physics on the real world.
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[WP] A decimal point error gave you 1000 lives instead of 1, now you must find ever elaborate ways to end your nonstop existence.
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[WP] It turns out the Australian fires were an omen. The Pyrocene has begun; 80% of Earth's forests are ash, but from that ash is born a new generation of superhumans: Homo Conflagrius
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[WP] Thousands of years into the future, after colonising the universe, Humanity learns we weren't just created by an Alien race, we were an accidental "Grey Goo" scenario on a cosmic scale.
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[WP] They say everything dies, but for some reason, you just... didn't. It's three weeks before your 1477th birthday and you just want to get on with your shift.
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[WP] You've been gone too long, Mister Freeman. It would appear you are needed again, with respect to payment in full of course. I had hoped for a little more time... well desperate times as they say. Time indeed, Mister Freeman, for you to wake; the sun's already out.
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[WP] You found your soul mate and immediately realised you're not romantically interested in them, turns out, you just found your "Soul-Maaaaaate!"
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[WP] I'm a spirit of putresence, corruption and pollution. I finally had the world just. The way. I. Like it. And now all these goody-two-shoes are ruining everything!
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