/u/Xero818's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Do you know the worst part of having horrible luck?" "Having it?" "No. It won't let you die so it can make you suffer some more."
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[WP] You all of a sudden woke up in a universe where the magic numbers trope is real. Except the numbers don't have any meaning and people just assigned them arbitrary value. You're going to prove that, one way or another.
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[WP] "Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?" "Yeah, so? What'd you have for breakfast?" THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT- "A bagel." "At least I'm getting hydrated."
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[WP] "Being god SUCKS, man." "How can being the creator of the universe suck?" "...I have an idea." "What?" "How about you take my place?" And so I accidentally caused the apocalypse in two hours. You'd think there'd be a manual for this kind of super complex stuff.
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[WP] "I'm tired of these societal coils! I'm gonna become a forest goblin!" Little did anyone know, this was the day the future ruler of Earth's conquest began.
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[WP] The villain does the classic, "I'll let you leave, no strings attached. Just don't come back." The hero accepts.
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[WP] An alien crashes on Earth. This is not the story of the government hunting them down, or anything of the sort. This is the story of the alien and their current housemate learning about each other's cultures.
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[WP] You walked out of the building, ready to field test your machine. The user could hear things outside the human range of hearing, as long as the machine was on. You turned it on, and heard screams. Horrified, pained screams. A little boy walks up to you and says, "You can hear them too?"
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