/u/Xero818's posts
[WP] There exists a door in a forest, that everybody knows about but nobody can open. One day, the door finally opens...from the other side.
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[WP] Everyone has two deaths. One when they take their last breath, and one when their name is last uttered. You have finally been forgotten, and begin to ponder what comes after the afterlife.
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[WP] You don't know how it happened. But, somehow, out of everything to ever exist in the entire multiverse...you are now the third greatest fisherman to ever "fisherman", whatever that means.
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[WP] "Are you drinking Pepsi for breakfast?" "Yeah, so? What'd you have for breakfast?" THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT- "A bagel." "At least I'm getting hydrated."
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[WP] "Being god SUCKS, man." "How can being the creator of the universe suck?" "...I have an idea." "What?" "How about you take my place?" And so I accidentally caused the apocalypse in two hours. You'd think there'd be a manual for this kind of super complex stuff.
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[WP] "Do you know the worst part of having horrible luck?" "Having it?" "No. It won't let you die so it can make you suffer some more."
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[WP] You all of a sudden woke up in a universe where the magic numbers trope is real. Except the numbers don't have any meaning and people just assigned them arbitrary value. You're going to prove that, one way or another.
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