/u/Yapizzawachuwant's posts
[WP] you expected the leader of the mage order to be an old wise man. Instead you found a large warrior in armour.
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[WP] all the new members of the order have to summon a familiar... this rule was brought into question when you summoned a giant crocodile.
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[WP] the high counsel of sorcerers had always been led by someone odd, (after all you need to think outside the box to hold such a position) But it came as a surprise that the agreed upon candidate was a sentient crocodile named "Bong water"
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[WP] The dragon was hurt, outside was another "offering". "do they think I eat people or something?"
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[WP] "you flea ridden, snake eyed, toe kissing, mongrel, swindling, backstabbing son of a ill willed bat you have yourself a deal"
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[WP] this us why you never get drunk... because with no recollection of last night, a couple of adventurers came back with a dragon's gold tooth asking what the final labour is....
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[WP] Despite your powers of being literally invincible/indestructible you were always more of a "safety first" kind of person
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