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What happens to sex offending seamen? NSFW

453 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What did the valedictorian say when she was climaxing? NSFW

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What happens when people who have trade jobs can't afford to hire individual hookers? NSFW

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What specific field of science do most people in Arkansas need to know to make methamphetamine?

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Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?

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" I don't want to be remembered"

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What official title do you address to Norman Bates when he finally chooses to join your local BDSM cock and ball torture community? NSFW

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I could feel the airplane descending rapidly to the ocean, with my remaining energy I pulled up my phone to text my loved ones goodbye.

45 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I could feel my heart drop and feel the butterflies in my stomach when the judge sentenced me to death by hanging after I had killed all of my victims with the same method

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The young native man was ecstatic that he was finally gonna go through his right of passage to manhood that all the men his tribe take right after they had procreated children NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
What happens to sex offending seamen? NSFW	453	TwoSentenceComedy
What did the valedictorian say when she was climaxing? NSFW	296	TwoSentenceComedy
What happens when people who have trade jobs can't afford to hire individual hookers? NSFW	248	TwoSentenceComedy
What specific field of science do most people in Arkansas need to know to make methamphetamine?	178	TwoSentenceComedy
Why did the infected neanderthal say while dying in germany?	130	TwoSentenceComedy
" I don't want to be remembered"	53	TwoSentenceSadness
What official title do you address to Norman Bates when he finally chooses to join your local BDSM cock and ball torture community? NSFW	49	TwoSentenceComedy
I could feel the airplane descending rapidly to the ocean, with my remaining energy I pulled up my phone to text my loved ones goodbye.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
I could feel my heart drop and feel the butterflies in my stomach when the judge sentenced me to death by hanging after I had killed all of my victims with the same method	33	TwoSentenceHorror
The young native man was ecstatic that he was finally gonna go through his right of passage to manhood that all the men his tribe take right after they had procreated children NSFW	26	TwoSentenceHorror