/u/YellowUmbrellaGuy's posts
[WP] From the day you were born, you gain a new skill every year up until you reach the midpoint of your life span. You then start to lose one random skill until you die. You just celebrated your birthday and you realized you just lost two skills.
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[WP] Time traveling is real and is the norm in society. Instead of vacationing in Hawaii, people vacation in the year 2046. Special AR glasses can identify and display the year when someone is from above their head. Everyone has a number above their. Except today, you noticed a man with no number.
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[WP] You are Santa Claus working at the mall as a Mall Santa. A little boy sits down and tells you that all he wants for Christmas is to be Batman.
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[WP] Prior to his death, Steve Jobs said he “finally cracked it” with the Apple TV. He didn’t mean the TV experience, he meant he figured out a way to upload himself to the cloud and has been monitoring us through the Apple TV this whole time.
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[WP] The devil offers you $250,000 for each year you shorten your life. After much thought you decide to sell two of your remaining years. Transaction denied. The devil responds that you don’t have that much to sell.
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[WP] A mid-20's man approaches you on the street and tells you that he is your biological son from the future. Problem is, you're infertile.
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[WP] You are a serial killer who leaves notices in the mailbox of your victim. You always state when and how you will murder your victim. You have never failed to follow through and execute exactly as written.
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[WP] As you get off the train, a man approaches you and says “Not today. Not like this. Go home Steve.” Your name is Peter.
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[WP] You have the ability to send things into the past to change your future. Today, you accidentally sent your son back to a time before you were born.
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