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When I saw it, my heart stopped.

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When a caterpillar is about to metamorphose, it does not know that it is about to transform, nor that it is about to have its innards liquified - all it knows is that it must spin a cocoon.

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The doctor told me I had a never-before-seen prion disease, and that I would likely not live for long.

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Foolish little Johnny thought it a funny little prank to paint the words “You’ve been poisoned” on the inside of daddy’s mug, treat him to some coffee, and see him react.

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[META] Can we ban "Little did he know" second sentences?

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Environmental amnesia is a phenomenon in which, due to the slower-than-immediate progression of climate change, the general population always perceives the current climate and weather patterns as having always been the norm.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I saw it, my heart stopped.	7001
When a caterpillar is about to metamorphose, it does not know that it is about to transform, nor that it is about to have its innards liquified - all it knows is that it must spin a cocoon.	561
The doctor told me I had a never-before-seen prion disease, and that I would likely not live for long.	491
Foolish little Johnny thought it a funny little prank to paint the words “You’ve been poisoned” on the inside of daddy’s mug, treat him to some coffee, and see him react.	116
[META] Can we ban "Little did he know" second sentences?	1
Environmental amnesia is a phenomenon in which, due to the slower-than-immediate progression of climate change, the general population always perceives the current climate and weather patterns as having always been the norm.	1