/u/You_Are_Annoying124's posts

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[WP] "Daddy, what if monsters come out of the closet?" "Don't worry sweetie, your Teddy Bear fights them all off when you sleep" "Daddy you're so silly". When she finally goes to sleep, he turns to the bear and salutes it, "Keep up the good fight soldier". The bear salutes back, "Yes Sir!"	536	WritingPrompts
[WP] "You have no power over me Villain! My Amulet makes me immune to magic!" "OK..." Says the Villain as he summons 5 tons of cement above the Heroes head, crushing him. "Why do they always think that's going to work?"	380	WritingPrompts
[WP] Years ago, you found a small dragon in your house trying to steal some stuff for it's hoard. You decided to give it some gold, as well as some food and water before sending it on it's way. Every once in a while it would return with small offerings, as repayment for your act of kindness	352	WritingPrompts
[WP] When Aliens first discovered Humanity, they asked one Question that confused people everywhere, "Where are all of your Service Robots?". It turns out Humanity was the only species to have developed movies where robots rebel and take over the world, and the Alien Robots are getting nervous...	333	WritingPrompts
The Alien Medical Specialist was still pondering why his Female Human Crewmate had jumped for joy when he informed her of the parasite living in her abdomen.	332	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] Years ago, the Heroes Party defeated the villain and thereafter betrayed their leader, stealing the credit for their own. However, the Hero survived, and now one of his old teammates has discovered him living a simple life with... The Villain?!	284	WritingPrompts
There is a painting that shows you the cause of your death, like with my friend who saw a brick and was killed by one in a construction site	277	TwoSentenceHorror
As a no-net Trapezist, my life depended on making sure I caught the other trapezists hand before I fell to the ground below	265	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] You are a demon who wanted to be a good guy, so you put on a mask and took up a sword. After your identity is revealed, you expected your comrades to be horrified, instead they support you and help you blend in even better	262	WritingPrompts
[WP] You own a small but very successful business in the city. You have a loving family, and you always pay your taxes on time. You never commit any crimes, you've never even jaywalked. So why does every Hero in the City seem to think you are a Supervillain in disguise?!	249	WritingPrompts

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