/u/YourLifeSucksAss's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

My neighbor has been listening to people scream, cry and beg for 3 straight hours.

9952 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

NASA was puzzled when they discovered a mass grave full of human-like skeletons on Mars.

155 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Yesterday was my first day as a mortician.

153 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As I run across the flower fields, holding my lover’s hand, a strong sense of euphoria hits me.

66 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As I lay on a beach towel by the sea, I look up at my daughter as she plays in the sand.

59 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Why does everyone think that aliens are trying to hide from humans?

41 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The Mayan calendar was suppose end on 2021, not 2012.

23 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

To patient 25, whose surgery was fatally botched, I’m so sorry.

1 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My neighbor has been listening to people scream, cry and beg for 3 straight hours.	9952
NASA was puzzled when they discovered a mass grave full of human-like skeletons on Mars.	155
Yesterday was my first day as a mortician.	153
As I run across the flower fields, holding my lover’s hand, a strong sense of euphoria hits me.	66
As I lay on a beach towel by the sea, I look up at my daughter as she plays in the sand.	59
Why does everyone think that aliens are trying to hide from humans?	41
The Mayan calendar was suppose end on 2021, not 2012.	23
To patient 25, whose surgery was fatally botched, I’m so sorry.	1