| They say we eat 8 spiders a year in our sleep. | 101 | | | | |
| For sale: baby shoes. | 69 | | | | |
| When my daughter said she wanted to go as her Mom for Halloween I thought it was adorable. | 65 | | | | |
| My wife loved to make me coffee in the morning. | 30 | | | | |
| I thought she was being kinky when she bit me last night. | 22 | | | | |
| My wife always made fun of me for checking under the toilet seat before sitting. | 19 | | | | |
| I've always dreaded visiting my parents. | 19 | | | | |
| She wanted to spice things up in the bedroom last. | 14 | | | | |
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