/u/Zaareish's posts
[WP] A magician is hired to assassinate an insane king. Every attempt fails and the King thinks the magician is a traveling entertainer.
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[WP] You decided to summon a demon to aide you in life, you just weren't expecting the ghost of Karl Marx to possess your cat.
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[wp] Your brother asks you to babysit his daughter for the day. You find your niece having a tea party with Satan squeezed onto a little chair, he mouthes to you 'help me.'
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[WP] Books have souls, and you can talk to them. The best part? The books can teach you how to do things from its world, after an accident: the UN are onto you.
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[WP] You've been blind and deaf for many years, until one day your sight and hearing is magically restored, nobody knows you can actually see and hear now.
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[WP] as the last vestiges of humanity were destroyed by the alien invasion, a faint voice echoes through alien ships, "but wait, there's more!"
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[wp] every single one of your books has been satire, however your fans aren't aware of that, and you aren't aware that they aren't aware.
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[WP] You're the greatest hitman in the world, however, right before you kill someone you say the cheesiest, lamest phrases imaginable.
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[WP] when you die, there isn't a heaven, in fact, there's no hell--you're just reincarnated as a character in a video game
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