/u/Zach202020's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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It took every last bit of energy our civilization could muster to finally achieve the speed of light this glorious day.

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Hearing one or two, even sometimes several, of the babies suddenly stop crying in the infant ward was common.

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“Daddy, Daddy, I found a bug!”

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I asked my fifteen year old daughter why she was playing outside and not doing her reading assignment.

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It’s been fifteen years since I accidentally killed myself.

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I was retching from the stress as I held my key in my hand unsure of what to do as my commanding officer screamed at me to “TURN THE DAMN KEY!!!!”

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My therapist positioned me in front of the mirror and gave me instructions on how to visualize my amputated arm in the reflection.

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I heard my son say “got your nose, daddy!”

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You should be very careful what you type on the Internet.

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I finally had a chance to read about Roko’s Basilisk today.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It took every last bit of energy our civilization could muster to finally achieve the speed of light this glorious day.	279
Hearing one or two, even sometimes several, of the babies suddenly stop crying in the infant ward was common.	59
“Daddy, Daddy, I found a bug!”	53
I asked my fifteen year old daughter why she was playing outside and not doing her reading assignment.	22
It’s been fifteen years since I accidentally killed myself.	8
I was retching from the stress as I held my key in my hand unsure of what to do as my commanding officer screamed at me to “TURN THE DAMN KEY!!!!”	6
My therapist positioned me in front of the mirror and gave me instructions on how to visualize my amputated arm in the reflection.	6
I heard my son say “got your nose, daddy!”	5
You should be very careful what you type on the Internet.	4
I finally had a chance to read about Roko’s Basilisk today.	3