/u/Zahfier's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife just texted me to say that the school bus was running late.

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I usually don’t pick my nose, but it has been bothering me all day.

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I finally took my own life after decades of constant pain and suffering.

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Her captors threw her a birthday party with hundreds of balloons.

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“Please don’t let him hurt me anymore, daddy,” she said with tears in her eyes.

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My baby finally stopped crying.

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Just because you are immortal doesn’t mean you can’t feel pain.

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After years of nagging my wife finally convinced me to try something new in the bedroom.

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“Please, No!” he screamed as he laid handcuffed to the bed.

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It was only an eight foot fall off the ledge.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife just texted me to say that the school bus was running late.	4185
I usually don’t pick my nose, but it has been bothering me all day.	83
I finally took my own life after decades of constant pain and suffering.	74
Her captors threw her a birthday party with hundreds of balloons.	58
“Please don’t let him hurt me anymore, daddy,” she said with tears in her eyes.	53
My baby finally stopped crying.	37
Just because you are immortal doesn’t mean you can’t feel pain.	36
After years of nagging my wife finally convinced me to try something new in the bedroom.	20
“Please, No!” he screamed as he laid handcuffed to the bed.	17
It was only an eight foot fall off the ledge.	13