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I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.

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The dance cam once more focused on my seat, and I got up to perform for the Jumbotron the few remaining moves I had left.

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My entire team is now telecommuting because our office building got shut down as a biohazard

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try and ask me to take you to the police station so you can tell them who the serial murderer is!"

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My wife and I swore off eating in the bedroom, but we’re being woken up by sounds of chewing and slurping.

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I've got irrefutable proof that alien life exists, but damn it if I can't show it to you.

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“[SEP2020] Don’t even try and give hickeys to girls on first dates”

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Eager to avoid hostilities during our First Contact, the Grey Men requested volunteers from humanity's best and brightest, to serve on a Galactic Council promoting peace and well-being for all.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what I'd done to earn this facial scar!"

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God solemnly pulled some currency out of his wallet and handed it to Mother Nature, paying off their bet.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
The dance cam once more focused on my seat, and I got up to perform for the Jumbotron the few remaining moves I had left.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
My entire team is now telecommuting because our office building got shut down as a biohazard	5	TwoSentenceComedy
[SEP2020] "Don't even try and ask me to take you to the police station so you can tell them who the serial murderer is!"	5	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife and I swore off eating in the bedroom, but we’re being woken up by sounds of chewing and slurping.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
I've got irrefutable proof that alien life exists, but damn it if I can't show it to you.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
“[SEP2020] Don’t even try and give hickeys to girls on first dates”	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Eager to avoid hostilities during our First Contact, the Grey Men requested volunteers from humanity's best and brightest, to serve on a Galactic Council promoting peace and well-being for all.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what I'd done to earn this facial scar!"	2	TwoSentenceHorror
God solemnly pulled some currency out of his wallet and handed it to Mother Nature, paying off their bet.	1	TwoSentenceHorror