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I finally completed my Canine-to-English translating machine, and now I don't wanna leave my room ever again.

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Living a renewed life thanks to my heart transplant, I sought out a meeting with the donor's family only to receive hatred and scorn.

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Having the Midas Touch is both a blessing and a curse

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[SEP2020] "Don't even try and raise an army of the undead in this town."

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I crashed my ambulance, and the donor organ I was transporting got destroyed.

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My kids get annoyed when I don’t immediately get out of bed in the morning.

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"Mira, mira los perros malvados que ahora se están comiendo a todos tus soldados!"

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how I can prove my innocence!"

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I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.

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"Smooth texture, with hints of sucrose, and a mild aftertaste," mused the food critic.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I finally completed my Canine-to-English translating machine, and now I don't wanna leave my room ever again.	56	TwoSentenceHorror
Living a renewed life thanks to my heart transplant, I sought out a meeting with the donor's family only to receive hatred and scorn.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
Having the Midas Touch is both a blessing and a curse	13	TwoSentenceComedy
[SEP2020] "Don't even try and raise an army of the undead in this town."	13	TwoSentenceHorror
I crashed my ambulance, and the donor organ I was transporting got destroyed.	12	TwoSentenceComedy
My kids get annoyed when I don’t immediately get out of bed in the morning.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
"Mira, mira los perros malvados que ahora se están comiendo a todos tus soldados!"	9	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how I can prove my innocence!"	7	TwoSentenceHorror
I finally worked up the courage to confront the monster under my bed, and the results were unexpected.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
"Smooth texture, with hints of sucrose, and a mild aftertaste," mused the food critic.	7	TwoSentenceHorror