/u/Zak_The_Slack's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so frustrated when my football team lost that I threw the remote at the TV.

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Having been estranged from my family and no time to place a call, I opened Reddit to alert people of the murderer in my house.

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The computer engineers cheered as their AI became the first in history to pass the Turning test.

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[Feb23] When the girl said she’d do anything for my love, I jokingly asked her to get rid of an annoying teacher.

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After I told them my kill count, my friends congratulated me on having the most kills after the war was over.

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As I stood in the dark alley, my deaf ears picked up the first sound I’ve ever heard:

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The Boy Scout troop in my area gives out free luminaries to certain houses each holiday season.

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She told me she’d see me by the hanging tree.

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After realizing that I was stuck in a time loop, I went out and killed everyone who had made my life so miserable and depressing.

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My ungrateful daughter forgets that I’m the one that brought her into this world.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so frustrated when my football team lost that I threw the remote at the TV.	393
Having been estranged from my family and no time to place a call, I opened Reddit to alert people of the murderer in my house.	84
The computer engineers cheered as their AI became the first in history to pass the Turning test.	64
[Feb23] When the girl said she’d do anything for my love, I jokingly asked her to get rid of an annoying teacher.	44
After I told them my kill count, my friends congratulated me on having the most kills after the war was over.	30
As I stood in the dark alley, my deaf ears picked up the first sound I’ve ever heard:	24
The Boy Scout troop in my area gives out free luminaries to certain houses each holiday season.	19
She told me she’d see me by the hanging tree.	18
After realizing that I was stuck in a time loop, I went out and killed everyone who had made my life so miserable and depressing.	17
My ungrateful daughter forgets that I’m the one that brought her into this world.	7