/u/Zarimus's posts
[WP] You receive an email containing a number of candid images of you in your home: eating, sleeping, bathing... but you never saw anything. The email ends with "I didn't take these pictures. We need to talk."
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[WP] You develop a severe case of Porphyria, a.k.a. the "Vampire Disease". Despite the main visible effects being sensitivity to light and gum shrinkage making your teeth look larger, amateur vampire hunting vigilantes start stalking you. Could they be right though?
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[WP] A frustrated woman struggles to be taken seriously in a monster movie. "You must have imagined it", etc. Someone's got to save the world.
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[WP] When humanity joined Galactic civilization, we had nothing anyone wanted or cared about. What eventually brought humans fame is this: aliens generally suck at cooking.
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[WP] A small town sheriff is frustrated that his deputy keeps ordering military gear for the county, especially when the basically harmless local criminals start doing the same even though nobody really knows what to do with a tank.
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[WP]It became known as "The Morning The Sheeple Woke Up." as people realize that every single conspiracy theory is true.
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