/u/Zchxz's posts
[WP] You're worried your significant other is going to break up with you tonight. They don't know about your condition, where you can only speak famous movie quotes, modified by one word. Convince them to stay with you.
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[WP] In an alternate universe, wounds heal at a rate inversely proportional to their severity. You just got a papercut.
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[WP] Today, you dropped your toast and it landed jam-side up. Unbeknownst to you, having fulfilled the prophecy, you have ushered in 1000 years of...
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[WP] You are absolutely terrible at being a criminal. In fact, there's only one person more inept at their job than you: the detective trying to catch you.
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