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I picked up the microphone, and made the announcement "Clean Up in aisle 3...clean up in aisle 3".

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I tried posting a story to r/TwoSentenceHorror, but it kept on getting refused

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My husband rolls over on the night of our Honeymoon, and says to me "I don't want to have children...ever." NSFW

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It took time, and a lot of patience, but I am finally over my ex.

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I invited a group of friends around to play the game "How To Host A Murder".

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It takes 30 minutes after seeing their trigger colour, before a pyschopath will go on a murderous rampage.

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As the blood dripped from the knife he is holding, a thought came across the mind of Detective Barnabus.

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As I sat there viewing the flames and smoke from my 4th of July fireworks, a thought came across my mind, that I could not ignore.

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One, Two, Three, Four...You're The One I Truly Adore.

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The sounds of the sizzling meat delighted everyone, as the flames of the BBQ did their job cooking the freshly cut steaks

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I picked up the microphone, and made the announcement "Clean Up in aisle 3...clean up in aisle 3".	132
I tried posting a story to r/TwoSentenceHorror, but it kept on getting refused	24
My husband rolls over on the night of our Honeymoon, and says to me "I don't want to have children...ever." NSFW	18
It took time, and a lot of patience, but I am finally over my ex.	16
I invited a group of friends around to play the game "How To Host A Murder".	12
It takes 30 minutes after seeing their trigger colour, before a pyschopath will go on a murderous rampage.	10
As the blood dripped from the knife he is holding, a thought came across the mind of Detective Barnabus.	8
As I sat there viewing the flames and smoke from my 4th of July fireworks, a thought came across my mind, that I could not ignore.	8
One, Two, Three, Four...You're The One I Truly Adore.	7
The sounds of the sizzling meat delighted everyone, as the flames of the BBQ did their job cooking the freshly cut steaks	7