| My daughter still refuses to eat her vegetables. | 213 | | | | |
| As a vampire, I'm used to not having a reflection. | 117 | | | | |
| I texted my mom to let her know her packages arrived. | 117 | | | | |
| I decided to read my diary after a few months writing in it. | 57 | | | | |
| The children have been pretty loud at the playground lately. | 50 | | | | |
| I hate cleaning hair out of the shower drain | 27 | | | | |
| Anything can kill in the right dose | 14 | | | | |
| I saw a couple of corona patients walking around today. | 10 | | | | |
| My friend used to tell me he'd steal my ribs if we pissed him off, like he told many others. | 9 | | | | |
| "I missed call from mom: 1 minute ago" | 3 | | | | |
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