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My wife shook me awake a little after 3, shoving the crying baby into my arms and insisting that it was my turn to soothe it.

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I chuckled as the nurse rubbed the crook of my elbow with an alcohol swab before sliding the needle into the cool, stinging patch of my skin.

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Bobo the Cheeky Chimpanzee clapped and hollered in a delighted frenzy as the throngs of popcorn-stuffed spectators rose to their feet atop the bleachers beneath the sweaty big top.

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When I was a boy, I loved making things with my little brother.

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I’ve spent the last - let me check my watch - 27 hours and 8 minutes staring at the light switch I found sticking out of my sternum when I woke up yesterday.

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As the train whistled and rocked at the release of the break, the lovers kissed and cried their goodbyes to one another.

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After 30 exhausting minutes of loading his kids into the minivan, he started the engine and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

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The Widow McGovern was known throughout the county to be a fine and goodly lady of impeccable manners, refined sensibilities, and the most affable disposition.

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As he knelt down on his right knee and cleared his throat, she covered her mouth and nose in a gasp, her eyes welling in anticipation.

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She shrieked in horror as her husband of 17 years ran toward her and lifted the baseball bat over his head.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife shook me awake a little after 3, shoving the crying baby into my arms and insisting that it was my turn to soothe it.	7152
I chuckled as the nurse rubbed the crook of my elbow with an alcohol swab before sliding the needle into the cool, stinging patch of my skin.	531
Bobo the Cheeky Chimpanzee clapped and hollered in a delighted frenzy as the throngs of popcorn-stuffed spectators rose to their feet atop the bleachers beneath the sweaty big top.	388
When I was a boy, I loved making things with my little brother.	199
I’ve spent the last - let me check my watch - 27 hours and 8 minutes staring at the light switch I found sticking out of my sternum when I woke up yesterday.	161
As the train whistled and rocked at the release of the break, the lovers kissed and cried their goodbyes to one another.	120
After 30 exhausting minutes of loading his kids into the minivan, he started the engine and breathed a deep sigh of relief.	72
The Widow McGovern was known throughout the county to be a fine and goodly lady of impeccable manners, refined sensibilities, and the most affable disposition.	69
As he knelt down on his right knee and cleared his throat, she covered her mouth and nose in a gasp, her eyes welling in anticipation.	57
She shrieked in horror as her husband of 17 years ran toward her and lifted the baseball bat over his head.	49