/u/ZorgZeFrenchGuy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[AUGUST2020] You’re not me, you don’t know what it’s like to be in my shoes.

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I panicked because I thought the finals were tomorrow.

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I put my daughter under strict lockdown in her bedroom for 14 days when she felt ill.

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

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Never draw past midnight.

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Grinning, I knew my neighbors, the Smiths, would never be able to beat my gruesome Halloween display THIS year.

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My real estate agent failed to inform me of the dead body inside the house I just bought.

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[NOV2020] “With a wide grin, I eagerly took a bite out of Aunt Martha’s famously scrumptious thanksgiving casserole.”

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[NOV2020] While most families have turkeys, my mom chooses the more humanitarian option.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[AUGUST2020] You’re not me, you don’t know what it’s like to be in my shoes.	2
I panicked because I thought the finals were tomorrow.	2
I put my daughter under strict lockdown in her bedroom for 14 days when she felt ill.	1
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,	1
Never draw past midnight.	1
Grinning, I knew my neighbors, the Smiths, would never be able to beat my gruesome Halloween display THIS year.	1
My real estate agent failed to inform me of the dead body inside the house I just bought.	1
[NOV2020] “With a wide grin, I eagerly took a bite out of Aunt Martha’s famously scrumptious thanksgiving casserole.”	1
[NOV2020] While most families have turkeys, my mom chooses the more humanitarian option.	1