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I swear, if I hear my kids crying one more time, I'm gonna kill them.

2668 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] As a werewolf, you expected to be hated by the general public - ostracized and hunted down. However, it ended up being much worse - you are discovered by a bunch of furries.

1034 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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[APR23] “Only fools rush in”, I thought smugly as the crowd surged past me.

627 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The crowd of people cried out when I jumped off the top of the building.

610 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Tsunami with no water

504 upvotes • r/nosleep

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[WP] the olympics have begun, but this year there’s a twist - instead of the best athletes, randomly picked citizens are sent instead, regardless of talent.

410 upvotes • r/WritingPrompts

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I just wanted to be beautiful . . .

357 upvotes • r/nosleep

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I run a funeral home, and I just ordered the wrong tombstone for my client.

317 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Never forget why you shouldn't open the door

289 upvotes • r/nosleep

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I run a funeral home, and my client said he was taking his business elsewhere.

256 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I swear, if I hear my kids crying one more time, I'm gonna kill them.	2668	TwoSentenceHorror
[WP] As a werewolf, you expected to be hated by the general public - ostracized and hunted down. However, it ended up being much worse - you are discovered by a bunch of furries.	1034	WritingPrompts
[APR23] “Only fools rush in”, I thought smugly as the crowd surged past me.	627	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowd of people cried out when I jumped off the top of the building.	610	TwoSentenceHorror
The Tsunami with no water	504	nosleep
[WP] the olympics have begun, but this year there’s a twist - instead of the best athletes, randomly picked citizens are sent instead, regardless of talent.	410	WritingPrompts
I just wanted to be beautiful . . .	357	nosleep
I run a funeral home, and I just ordered the wrong tombstone for my client.	317	TwoSentenceComedy
Never forget why you shouldn't open the door	289	nosleep
I run a funeral home, and my client said he was taking his business elsewhere.	256	TwoSentenceComedy