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[WP] Vlad the Impaled was actually an extremely skilled vampire hunter. He only received the name and reputation of "Dracula" because the real vampires were turning public opinion against him.
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[WP] If you or someone you know has gotten run over by a reindeer this Christmas season, you may be entitled to financial compensation. call 1-(888)-SANTA-LAW for more information. that's 1-(888)-SANTA-LAW. Call now!
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[WP] "I curse you to walk the ends of existence until the death if the universe, where you shall still exist after!" You, the embodiment of the universe as a passive observer, have just been cursed with a paradox.
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[WP] "There are 2 wolves inside every person. Why people aren't hiring professional surgeons and animal handlers to remove them is beyond me."
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[WP] After listening to Mariah Carey's all I want for Christmas is you for the millionth time, the last time you hear it sounds more.. personal. After the song finishes, you are thrown into Maria Carey's christmas dimension.
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