/u/Zuka134's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I have to be careful while working with radioactive materials, otherwise I could cause a nuclear meltdown.

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As everybody knows, anyone who breathes oxygen will die.

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In an attempt to be a kind soul, I turned on my hazard lights, pulled the car over to the curb, and got out to check on the driver of the wrecked vehicle.

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I did not birth the baby inside of me.

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After years in my bunker, I've finally have the solution to my loneliness problem.

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The successful businessman, thinking that his wife had left for her Thursday yoga class, pulled out his phone to call his secret lover.

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"Am I crazy, or does this tomato taste funny?" I said to my daughter, who had just walked into the room.

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I saw them there in the dead of night, beyond the dim light of my campfire, peering out from deep within the thick foliage of the forest, were a pair of gleaming, hungry eyes.

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I screamed as my car flipped, end over end, off the side of the cliff, the movement hurling my body around the interior, unrestrained without a seatbelt, breaking nearly every bone in my body.

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The man who threw his son in dumpster immediately died.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I have to be careful while working with radioactive materials, otherwise I could cause a nuclear meltdown.	223
As everybody knows, anyone who breathes oxygen will die.	58
In an attempt to be a kind soul, I turned on my hazard lights, pulled the car over to the curb, and got out to check on the driver of the wrecked vehicle.	54
I did not birth the baby inside of me.	49
After years in my bunker, I've finally have the solution to my loneliness problem.	40
The successful businessman, thinking that his wife had left for her Thursday yoga class, pulled out his phone to call his secret lover.	13
"Am I crazy, or does this tomato taste funny?" I said to my daughter, who had just walked into the room.	12
I saw them there in the dead of night, beyond the dim light of my campfire, peering out from deep within the thick foliage of the forest, were a pair of gleaming, hungry eyes.	12
I screamed as my car flipped, end over end, off the side of the cliff, the movement hurling my body around the interior, unrestrained without a seatbelt, breaking nearly every bone in my body.	11
The man who threw his son in dumpster immediately died.	0