/u/ZygonsOnJupiter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I sat in the ward sobbing over my miscarried baby I wasn't allowed to see.

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I screamed and screamed as the aliens fired at me with their horrifying contraptions.

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I rode my Daddy for hours and hours, making sure to use him for all he was worth.

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"Mum, mum my phone called me!" my daughter held up her pink toy phone.

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I like my men like I like my puppies.

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I hate to be rude but she was asking for it.

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God he was so hot as he groaned.

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My mom hates how much pussy I eat daily.

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Tiffany always loved solving puzzles, she couldn't help herself.

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I sprinted down the stairs to see my prom date, my first date after coming out as gay.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I sat in the ward sobbing over my miscarried baby I wasn't allowed to see.	400
I screamed and screamed as the aliens fired at me with their horrifying contraptions.	107
I rode my Daddy for hours and hours, making sure to use him for all he was worth.	67
"Mum, mum my phone called me!" my daughter held up her pink toy phone.	50
I like my men like I like my puppies.	43
I hate to be rude but she was asking for it.	41
God he was so hot as he groaned.	36
My mom hates how much pussy I eat daily.	21
Tiffany always loved solving puzzles, she couldn't help herself.	20
I sprinted down the stairs to see my prom date, my first date after coming out as gay.	20