/u/_BlueScreenOfDeath's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've been trying to hide the fact that I'm cheating from my husband.

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I slit the man's throat with a long knife, and watched blood start running down his back, and the life leave eyes.

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They always say in case of an emergency call 911.

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I finally found my water after hours of looking for it.

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I heard my boyfriend say "why don't we go out tonight and get some drinks?" from across the room.

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I could watch the moon for hours on end.

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I have a neighbor who claims she can paint the future.

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I just got drunk with some friends and now I'm heading home for the night.

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They say hypothermia is a peaceful way to pass but I don't really agree.

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I can't believe my sister is pregnant!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've been trying to hide the fact that I'm cheating from my husband.	21
I slit the man's throat with a long knife, and watched blood start running down his back, and the life leave eyes.	14
They always say in case of an emergency call 911.	12
I finally found my water after hours of looking for it.	11
I heard my boyfriend say "why don't we go out tonight and get some drinks?" from across the room.	11
I could watch the moon for hours on end.	10
I have a neighbor who claims she can paint the future.	7
I just got drunk with some friends and now I'm heading home for the night.	4
They say hypothermia is a peaceful way to pass but I don't really agree.	1
I can't believe my sister is pregnant!	1