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"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.

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I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.

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I could not believe when the TV lady said the name of my son, even though the chances where so slim.

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"Stop, you're triggering my OCD."

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After the 3 children learned how to behead and cook a chicken thanks to that cooking book, they were amazed by the effort it takes to prepare such a tasty dish.

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I just stepped into someone's foot accidentally

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You'll be surprise how little comatose patients get checked by the hospital staff

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As I was giving my last breath, I feared that no one can protect themselves from that monster without knowing that...

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All the scientists are happy for me as it would seem the first cryosleep was successfully executed

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"If anyone comes near me, I'll blow my head off!" was what I heard from my friend before he pulled the trigger of his shotgun.	5768	TwoSentenceHorror
I thought I was lucky when I married a mighty sorcerer.	347	TwoSentenceHorror
I could not believe when the TV lady said the name of my son, even though the chances where so slim.	42	TwoSentenceHorror
"Stop, you're triggering my OCD."	36	TwoSentenceHorror
After the 3 children learned how to behead and cook a chicken thanks to that cooking book, they were amazed by the effort it takes to prepare such a tasty dish.	29	TwoSentenceHorror
I just stepped into someone's foot accidentally	12	TwoSentenceHorror
You'll be surprise how little comatose patients get checked by the hospital staff	10	TwoSentenceHorror
As I was giving my last breath, I feared that no one can protect themselves from that monster without knowing that...	6	TwoSentenceHorror
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo	4	TwoSentenceHorror
All the scientists are happy for me as it would seem the first cryosleep was successfully executed	2	TwoSentenceHorror