/u/_Homer_J_Simpson_'s posts
[EU] Seeing Earthlings constantly die and then be revived as profitable, the Ginyu Force opens up a funeral parlor. However their flash and flamboyance are not appreciated by mourners.
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[WP] Humanity has reached a state of utopia! Life liberty and happiness are all guaranteed. However this in itself begins to breed brand new problems.
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[WP] The Government grows a battalion of geneticly modified 'perfect' soldiers. Unfortunately, they know they're perfect.
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[WP] You're about to graduate from clown college and for your final lesson you are given the true reason people fear clowns.
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[WP] Years of beauty pageants, acting classes, dance lessons, ect. turned you into mommies little superstar. However, you're sick of it and decide to use the skills you've learned to moonlight as an assassin/spy. Beauty Queen by day, contract killer by night.
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[WP] A disgruntled elementary school teacher is tasked with educating a group of child criminals. The assignment both revives her enthusiasm and helps her become a respected crime boss.
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[WP] Major world powers are revealed to purposely harming the environment. When questioned, their only response is "Because they're coming."
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[EU] Dale Gribble moves to Pawnee, Indiana in order to investigate the local government for corruption. First department on his list: Parks and Recreation.
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