/u/_P_O_O_D_L_E_'s posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After such a stupid mistake of laughing at an article titled "7 Jokes That Only Spies Will Laugh At", your life and your agency is now in grave danger.
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[WP] In the year 25000 BC, the first ever joke was said to be spoken and delivered. This joke however contained words that are demonic and angelic, meaning that the joke is a powerful spell capable of exhibiting powers of demons and angels.
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[WP] You were born without your 5 senses but managed to live miraculously. Every 5 years, you gain one of your senses. This year you turn 30 and will gain another sense.
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[WP] Losing in a professional game of chess entitles you to a chess-battle royale where other chess losers and you get to play as the chess pieces. The winner gets to have his wish granted, as long as it is related to chess.
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[WP] You have lived in a circus your entire life. You have the eyes of Medusa, but they never worked on anything. You only have snakes for hair and a strong anti-acid. One day, your friend Asterios started a breakout.
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[WP] On your way to work, you saw a mop stood stuck on a boulder in the middle of the road. Thinking it was only an elaborate prank you tried and pulled it out easily. The people around you then started calling you their King.
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[WP] Only the Cleaners and you, The Janitor, are allowed to enter the scene of the crime. The alleged "accident" involved the loss of your long time partner, Mr. Clean.
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[WP] You've been chosen to represent Earth for the intergalactic alcohol drinking contest. You brought your 4 drunkard friends as your starting team. You have to survive or else we all die.
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[WP] "Only those who have something can give something." This is your life motto. This changes when you gained the peculiar ability to "give" objects you do not even own.
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